Holy cow!

I've been looking everywhere for you!

Chuck Norris

1940 - 2026

TRANSMISSION #114

Cheers and Happy St. Patrick’s Day, 2026!

Would you care to take a stab at what will be showing
at Borden Cinema tonight? Excellent guess! That

is right! Leprechaun! This will be fun.

Get your green on and party safely!

I was at Walmart and they had in stock the Ghost Face figure that

I thought I might like better than the one I bought. This one has Mr. Face

in a theater setting and he is wiping the blood off of his knife as only

he can do. But you know what? I like the figure I got a little more.

I like the pose more and the hallway background of my figure works fine.

I know that this is not a great picture. I tried to take a couple in the store

and it was just not working out, but for better or worse I decided to

post one of them. So there ya go.

Happy Friday the 13th, March 2026!

And as is tradition at El Rancho De LA Tex, on Friday the 13th,

a Friday the 13th movie plays at Borden Cinema. Up tonight
was Jason Voorhees in space. That's right, Jason X. Uber Jason.
Most people don't seem to enjoy this one, but here at The Ranch
we are all over it. Jason is played by Kane Hodder and everybody 

does at least love Kane's Jason. That's him up there onscreen
getting ready to... to... well, you know.

"Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"

My grandmother gave this tin matchstick dispenser to me.

I have had it for many years. There are no markings on it so
I don't know how old it really is, but I don't think they are
uncommon. I really enjoy having this and using it.
It is a great little device. And the fact that my mom's
mom gave it to me makes it special.

Tax day went so well that I celebrated

with a Fanta Orange Zero soda.

Alfred Hitchcock Drive, Universal Studios,

Universal City, California, 1987.