Whirling Wendy

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We also like this "Drippy Skull
Sign" at Spirit Halloween.

I really like this little ghost portrait

at Walmart. I've seen people who decorate

kind of gothic all year 'round and I'm thinkin'

that this would fit right in.

How about a cool Jurassic Purse courtesy
(for a price of course) of Spirit Halloween?



And last but not least for today: Scary Straw Barry
Zombie Baby Static Prop, AKA Really. Bad. Parenting.

The big day be nigh upon us!

Today we are taking a look at the animatronic representing

our pal Jason Voorhees. Too much Jason is not a thing.



Jason Voorhees
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And to round things off,
some bloody skulls.

This is what I really wanted to buy at Spirit Halloween

for 2026. Not a perfect Jason Voorhees hockey mask,

but not as terrible as some. And they were selling them...

...separate from the machete at some stores, but not the

stores we went to. I didn't like the mask enough to buy

it along with the machete so... I passed.

They STILL sell this mask.
But as I have said (yes, again) in the past,
they streaked this thing to make it look like it
is made of wood. We at The Ranch don't
understand this.

And then there are the Jason pancake
hockey masks. I bought one on my
first Official Halloween Crawl back
in 2007. It's all they had.

I have shown this before. He still lives

in my closet just because.

Let us finish today's post with what I think
is a most excellent ghoul over at
Halloween Express.

This ghoul looks a tad mischievous.
Evil doins are afoot.

Alien Xenomorph

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 ===================  ALSO!  ===================

Last night was Spooktober Pizza and a

Movie Night at Borden Cinema. Two feature

films enjoyed along with PIZZA!

The first movie showing was The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

starring Boris Karloff. This movie has great atmosphere and is

a lot of fun. Everybody knows this movie. I rate this movie

10 out of 10 Cigars.

Intermission came and it was time to prepare the
snacks to enjoy during the Main Feature.
Here is the pizza!

(Digiorno Thin Crust Pepperoni)

And here is the garlic bread! Yummy!

(Von's Signature SELECT Garlic Bread)

The Main Feature for the evening was The Creeping Terror (1964).

Oh my gosh... Have you seen this movie? It is pretty bad. And

just barely in a so bad it's good way. BARELY. The above picture
shows the Creeping Terror onscreen. It was difficult to get a good
shot of it because the picture quality was not great, and the dang
thing wouldn't hold still very long. But there is his head(?).

And the Creeping Terror moves at the speed of snails but

manages to kill EVERYBODY except for one person who runs

and another that drives away. All of the other victims (and there

are many) just stand or sit there (while screaming) and wait to be
sucked up. It's a laugh riot.

And the stars of the film are lovebirds of course. Always with

the lovebirds in these movies. I think they are going to suck

each other's faces completely off. I rate The Creeping Terror

3 out of 10 Twist Dancers.

Overall I had a great time with these movies
(and the PIZZA!) and I cannot wait for the
next Pizza and a Movie Night!

I'll be seeing you...

...In all the old familiar places.

Sammy Fain & Irving Kahal

Jeremy Jaws

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Awww... Nice earrings, buddy.

This is not needed. I think that even Michael
and Ghostface would be like, "This is stupid.

This is lowbrow. We don't do this."

And tonight at Bordon Cinema, All Horror

All Month continues with Candyman starring
the legendary Tony Todd and Virginia Madsen who
is also great in this movie. I rate Candyman
9 out of 10 Honeybees.

Freddy Fazbear

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