Friday, October 31, 2014

~ Happy Halloween 2014 ~

Tonight we are going to surround ourselves with chips and dips,
hamburgers and fries and watch two movies. The first one will
be The Conjuring and the second will be SE7EN. A good and
hopefully scary time will be had by all.

I love today.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Hey Wiiilllbuuuurrrrr!


Tomorrow is Halloween!
"It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your
TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway.
Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks.
The clock is ticking. It's almost time."
(Halloween III - 1982)

Oh, and I finally framed the Apocalypse Now program that
I showed you a few weeks ago. It now hangs with the Indiana
Jones poster that I got at the Regal Theater and the Apocalypse
Now poster that I bought from Amazon.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Only two days until Halloween (which is probably a good
thing as I don't think this guy could hold out too much longer).

I don't even know, man.

A lantern to add that just right eerie glow to
your "haunted " barn or dining room.

I like the lantern I bought a few years ago better. I bought it
the day after Halloween at the fifty percent off sale. I would
have never paid full price as that is more than a new Dietz
lantern would run. Buy a shiny new one and bang it up a bit.

Two days until Halloween. TWO days, Huzzah!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Meet "See Thru Sindy". Tragic.

I think these two guys are bats. Whatever they are,
they look really mischievous to me.

Monday, October 27, 2014

I betchya this guy is nine feet tall.

"Ground Breakers". I guess if you bury them a couple of inches
or so, they look like they are popping out of a grave or something.
Not very exciting.

I don't know about you, but this child
kind of messes with my head.

...and I'm thinkin' that this is something you can buy
year round in Hollywood. In fact, I'm sure of it.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Somebody... somewhere... will need this.

La la la. La la la.

~ Death Guy ~

Saturday, October 25, 2014

! ! ! ! Fourfer Saturday ! ! ! !

Spirit Store Deady Bear mask. So you can be your own
life-size version of the undead bear.


~ Reason Number 82 Why Moms Are So Special ~
Homemade cookies just show up out of the blue.
And they are good. Really good.

In other news...
McDonald's McRib is back!!!!
I had one before. Not very delicious.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Old McDonald has a grimace.
 Ee-eye, ee-eye OW!

Grab an armful of spider webs. This is the stuff that
you see stuck to bushes and trees until well after
Thanksgiving, which is a good thing.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

I like these guys at the Spirit Store.
They look cool in a group.
Only eight more days until Halloween.

Workout costumes?

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

! ! ! ! It's Witch Day ! ! ! !

 You read right Ladies and Gents, it's Witch Day again here
at El Rancho De La Tex. First up is what I am pretty sure is
a witch, from the Spirit Store. If I saw this face in the middle
of the night in my room in the dark, "witch" would be a good
enough description for Tex.

~ A Witch Casts a Spell ~

A while back I posted a photo of my incense burner and a bunch
of little packages of different scented incense. In each package
was a little picture.

 I finally finished that go-round of incense and I scanned all of the
little labels/pictures. I like them because they seem so delicate.
My favorites are the Musk Amber, the Lotus and the Pine. My
my favorite scents are Musk Amber, Lotus, Pine, and Jasmine.
I used to have Jasmine in my backyard and did it ever smell
wonderful on warm summer nights.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

I watched Halloween II tonight. Mike never gets old. Although...
he cannot hold a machete (MATCH!-ET!-A!) to my favorite, Jason.
(I cannot tell a lie though. I used this photo last year too. I just didn't
see much of Mr. Myers this year.)

And this is just... awkward.

! ! ! ! ! ! Bonus Photo ! ! ! ! ! !
I think he is a football player.

I actually found out that I have Halloween off this
year. We are going to dig in, prepare wonderful snacks
and dips and try to scare ourselves with a couple of movies.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Zombie brain.

Body parts.

*Happy Dance*

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Yes, I even love the Halloween Season bags.

He's probably all like, "Great. Now I lose a shoe."

~ Spirit Store Coat Rack ~

Saturday, October 18, 2014


Friday, October 17, 2014

Sure! Go on in! They're dead!

They ain't lied yet!

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Would you like ketchup with those? Or is it catsup?
Never sure. I guess it depends on which side of the
tracks you are on. Anyway, this mask is at the
Spirit Halloween store.

I was out and about today, stopped for lunch and sat
by this tree which I found really interesting. I guess I
kind of love trees. A lot of trees anyway.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

The "scary" baby collection at the Spirit Halloween
stores have never really grabbed my attention. But
these guys? Babies sewn together at the waist?
They are just plain twisted.

Let's lighten the mood a bit with a squarshed
Napoleon Dynamite mask. Napoleon brightens
any day if'n ya ask me.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Sweet little dolls at the Halloween Express store.
(1024 x 768)

Monday, October 13, 2014

 Here kitty kitty... Heeeerrrreeee kitty kitty.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

All of my comments about this Halloween
costume would be wholly inappropriate.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Fifty percent off? That's pretty darn good considering
there is only twenty-five percent missing.

So if you don't have a family you are left twisting in the
wind? Somebody pass the air freshener because I smell
a lawsuit.