Wednesday, December 31, 2025

The last day of 2025 looked pretty dreary as I went out
early this morning to take care of my weekly shopping.
I am not huge on dreary.


But hey!  I found the movie Richie Rich in the $5.00 bin at
Walmart. That cheered me right up. This is a fun movie.
The dude has a McDonald's in his house and a
roller coaster in his backyard.

I will be celebrating the coming of the New Year quietly at
The Ranch tonight. I hope YOU have a wonderful evening,
whatever you’ve got planned!
Be safe!

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

On Thursday, December 30, 2021 I wrote that I had bought
this brand new Zippo Armor® Brushed Chrome Windproof
Lighter as a practice run for my 2022 Birthday Extravaganza.
Well, here it is 2025 and I have now been carrying this lighter
for 4 years. I think for me, that is a record. Anyway, I just wanted
to post this for fun and to show how the lighter is aging.

I think it is maturing nicely so far and
I still really enjoy carrying this lighter.

Saturday, December 27, 2025

- ATTENTION IMPERIAL SUBJECTS -
This sign hangs on the wall by the door that
we use to exit our garage. It serves as a good reminder.
The last thing we need is to be caught unprepared
for a potential stormtrooper fireteam encounter.

Friday, December 26, 2025

Tis the day after Christmas, and on
one part of The Ranch, this cactus let
loose another broken piece.
It rolled down and...


...pretty much landed here. It is too cold and windy
today, but first chance I get I am going to put
this guy in a pot like I did the other one. This is
a great piece of cactus. I can't wait to get it into dirt.


This Christmas season I have watched The Santa Clause
1 & 2 and tonight will be my final Christmas movie
viewing with The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.
I've never seen it. Martin Short is in it and I love that guy.

And I get to start my Annual Birthday Extravaganza
for 2025 in less than a week. Looking forward to
doing a few things and going to a few places
that I only do and go to once a year.

#ChocolateShakeAndBananaBananaSmoothie

Thursday, December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas 2025 from Santa Claus,
Lizzy Tex Borden and all of your friends
at El Rancho De La Tex.

Saturday, December 20, 2025

I hung my "spur"
on the wall.

Wednesday, December 17, 2025


Back on October 3rd of this year, I posted this photo
of a cactus that had broken off from a larger plant and
that I transplanted into this pot, along with a skull
I bought at Walmart.


Well, I could not resist. I took yet another cactus piece that
had broken off and added it to the pot. I was originally
going to cut it shorter but it ended up as tall as the first
one (on the right). I think shorter would have been better
but, we will just have to see how they get along.

Monday, December 15, 2025

I ran across this in the ranch
house a while ago. It is a smokers
candle. Light it while you smoke
(tobacco) and bam! No more offensive
(to some) odor.


This product was sold by Stetson. And when
the candle was out of wax? You are able to
use it as an ashtray and that's mighty fine.

Saturday, December 13, 2025

This was my combination lock at work
when I first started my new job.


This is my combination lock at work
after twenty and one half years.

Thursday, December 11, 2025

Who rescued who?
The who who brings home the bacon.

Case closed.

Tuesday, December 9, 2025

In an effort to self-improve, yes I have been spending
quite a bit of time at the dentist. Last month I posted a
Halloween photo of a pumpkin patch of sorts in the
courtyard of my dentist's office location. This month
I am showing their beautiful annual Christmas tree.

Just one more visit (fingers crossed) for this series
of treatments, and then? We will start a new
project at the end of January.

It is all good.

Friday, December 5, 2025

TRANSMISSION #105

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Those pesky spiders just LOVE to live
behind the side-view mirrors on our car.


And now? They are starting to love it INSIDE
as well. They are pushing their luck.

Monday, December 1, 2025

Bless our Home.
And bless your home as well.
Happy December!

Thursday, November 27, 2025

Happy Thanksgiving 2025 from Lizzy Tex Borden
and all of your friends at El Rancho De La Tex.

Thursday, November 20, 2025

I am not one of those who appreciate
the sun going down so early.

Monday, November 17, 2025

My much loved and creative sister-in-law made this
little angel baby soap as a gift for my mom.

Friday, November 14, 2025

Party time!

Tuesday, November 11, 2025


~ Veterans Day 2025 ~
Thank you, Veterans.

Thursday, November 6, 2025

A better look at my Mezco Cinema of
 Fear Michael Myers plush.

Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Could you ask for a more beautiful day to
exercise your right to vote?


I voted.
And I hope you voted as well.

Saturday, November 1, 2025

It the first glorious day of November and what better time
than today for a picture of a moose. A moose that "ejects"
jelly beans when you lift his tail. I think he is very cute
in spite of that rather unsavory detail.

Friday, October 31, 2025

Happy Halloween 2025 from Lizzy Tex Borden
and all of your friends at El Rancho De La Tex!


When the sun goes down, we at The Ranch we will
be feasting on hot dogs, beans and whatever else suits our
fancies. Shortly thereafter we will light the jack-o'-lantern
candle, dim the lights and gather 'round the screen for a
showing of SAW X. We've been saving this one for
just the right time and tonight is it.

Whatever it is that YOU ghouls and ghoulettes have
planned, scare the wits out of each other safely
and have fun my friends!

Thursday, October 30, 2025

What a cute little cat bat, or bat cat.
Not sure which. But he is cute.


And you gotta collect 'em all. But
I would do it on Saturday when I bet
they will be 50 percent or more off.

I am partial to Jason Duck of course.


This SPOOKTOBER at The Ranch has been a pretty
mellow one. I mean... plushies? So MANY plushies?
Let's ever so slightly attempt to balance things out
a bit and recover at least a little of my reputation.
Here are the guys again.
 I feel better now.

Tomorrow is the big day!

Monday, October 27, 2025

And here is the jack-o'-lantern that I bought
in 2007 that makes an appearance just about
every Halloween, although he didn't come
out this year. I unfortunately didn't
decorate the house for 2025.
I'm a slacker.

Sunday, October 26, 2025

TRANSMISSION #101

Saturday, October 25, 2025

And now, the Skeleton Candelabra.
He looks like he could use a break.

Friday, October 24, 2025


Scarrrry.

Thursday, October 23, 2025

I bought WEAPONS on Blu-ray. They say this movie is
pretty fun. Gonna save this one for Halloween Eve or
Halloween Night. Not long to go now.

Tuesday, October 21, 2025

I went to the dentist to have sutures removed after
having had a few teeth pulled and I was greeted by a
semi-great pumpkin patch. Halloween is going kind of
soft/retro at The Ranch this year. Just kind of happening.

I gotta get some bloody slasher
action in here someplace.

Monday, October 20, 2025


Awww... It's little Wednesday's doll.

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Spirit Halloween does not mess around.
A lot of these props look TOTALLY real.

Saturday, October 18, 2025

SPOOKTOBER Off-Topic Approved Post!


Yes, it is still SPOOKTOBER, but I really want to
post some pictures of this new tool I bought. These
are the Knipex Cobra XS Water Pump Pliers. This
guy is only 4" long with up to a 1" grip capacity! I can
carry this in the bottom of my bag or purse AND they
will fit perfectly in the 5th pocket of my Wranglers.


I bought these pliers to compliment my Victorinox Fieldmaster
(that I have been carrying for 4 years) Swiss Army Knife.  Not
much more I can say about this guy other than he is SUPER
 strong and SUPER grippy. He is gonna come in SUPER handy.
Did I mention that he is ONLY 4" LONG?!

 I have a pair of the Knipex 5" pliers that I bought
in September of 2023 and they
are fantastic as well. 


Here is the box they came
in from Amazon.com.

Stay tuned for more
SPOOKTOBER 2025!

Friday, October 17, 2025


Tiffany Valentine.
"This time, Chucky has a
playmate of his own."

Thursday, October 16, 2025


A scary chimney sweep cat.

Wednesday, October 15, 2025


Hey! Eyes up here, mister.

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

I bought "The Home" starring Pete Davidson on Blu-ray
today. Pete Davidson seems kind of like a regular guy.
And this movie looks kind of scary. I will find
out tonight when it plays at Borden Cinema.
Spooktober Movie Nights continue!

And one day this month, if all my dental stuff heals
I will be having my second Annual Spooktober Movie
and Pizza Night. Man, I am looking forward to that. I was
going to have it on the 23rd, but I have a dental appointment
around then and my mouth might not be up to it.
But it WILL happen... eventually.

Monday, October 13, 2025

I wonder how many folks want
to be Popeye for Halloween.

Hey! YOU can't be Popeye! I'M Popeye!

"I yam what I yam."

Oh no you yam not!

Ka-POW! Spinach punch!