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Friday, March 13, 2026

Happy Friday the 13th, March 2026!

And as is tradition at El Rancho De LA Tex, on Friday the 13th,

a Friday the 13th movie plays at Borden Cinema. Up tonight
was Jason Voorhees in space. That's right, Jason X. Uber Jason.
Most people don't seem to enjoy this one, but here at The Ranch
we are all over it. Jason is played by Kane Hodder and everybody

does at least love Kane's Jason. That's him up there onscreen
getting ready to... to... well, you know.

"Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"

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Movies I've Watched at
BORDEN CINEMA
During the Month of
March, 2026 -

  1.   Resident Evil: Welcome
        to Raccoon City, 6/10 -
  2.   Mickey 17, 7/10 -
  3.   SICK, 6/10 -
  4.   Emily the Criminal, ?/10 -
  5.   Chappie, 8/10 -
  6.   Deadpool & Wolverine, 8/10 -
  7.   Jason X, 6.5/10 -
  8.   Leprechaun, 7/10 -
  9.   Devil, 6.4/10 -
10.   Nobody 2, 6/10 -
11.   Uncharted, 7.6/10 -
12.   The Green Knight, ?/10, N -
13.   Sisu: Road
        to Revenge, 7/10, N -
14.   Jurassic World:
        Rebirth, 6.5/10, N -
15.   The Orphans, 7/10, N -
16.   The Rip, 7.4/10, N -

N = Netflix, T = Tubi

Movies I've Watched at
BORDEN CINEMA
During the Month of
April, 2026 -

  1.   Free Fire, 6/10, N -
  2.   Bulletproof, 6.6/10 -
  3.   The Long Walk, 6.5/10 -
  4.   Don't Tell Mom the
        Babysitter's Dead, 6.5/10, -
  5.   Good Guys Wear Black, 8/10 -
  6.   Missing in Action, 8/10 -
  7.   Silent Rage, 7.5/10 -
  8.   Lone Wolf McQuade, 10/10 -
  9.   Greenland, 8/10 -
10.   Greenland 2:
        Migration, 7.8/10 -
11.   Return to
        Silent Hill, ?/10 -

N = Netflix, T = Tubi