Lizzy Tex Borden's

Last night was my first ever Mid-Year Pizza and a Movie Night

at Borden Cinema. A chance to watch two old "B movies" and
chow down on some fun food. I'm thinkin' that many folks

know the drill.

The first feature of the night was, The Angry Red Planet (1959).
And let me tell ya, this is some serious subject matter. I mean, look

at this guy who is telling us that the mission to Mars may

or may not be a success. Radio communications are down.
Everybody could be DEAD for

all they know.

Everybody being these guys (and gal). Here are the

"astronauts" as they are being interviewed on television

just before mission liftoff.

I KNEW this trip to Mars would go south. Am I the only

one who can see that Satan is a crew member?? (Turns out
I was wrong. He was a cool old guy. He even smokes a pipe
onboard the spaceship. Made the place feel kinda homey.)

After liftoff, aboard the ship, lovebirds. These movies always have
to have lovebirds. Although she IS playing coy and a little hard to
get (RESPECT!) as Mr. Playboy Sure of Himself "Astronaut"
is breathing down her neck. It is all very professional as space
missions go. He is actually kind of a nice guy in the long run
and I bet he smells of English Leather cologne (which is okay).

Let's move on.
Look! They made it! They...

...landed on the planet MARS! And here it is in the "revolutionary

photographic miracle", Cinemagic™!!
Will you look at THAT!

And here is our heroic team of "astronauts"

posing in Cinemagic™!! (That is a good picture

of Cleo too. And Cleo is NOT one of the "astronauts".)

Hmmmmm....) I am not going to spoil the end of this movie.

It might not go the way you think. It was a lot of fun and

yeah, I will watch this one again someday. I rate this

movie 5.4 out of 10 Angry Giant Long Legged
Rats (in Cinemagic™).

At about 9:30 PM it was time to prepare the late night
snacks in preparation for the Main Feature.

If you can call this a SNACK! DiGiorno pepperoni

pizza! I think it looks delicious.

Also on the menu is frozen Signature Select garlic bread. Not

the kind I had during the last Pizza and a Movie Night because

they didn't have any in stock (it was Signature Select as

well, but not frozen), so I will try this.

Now the Main Feature of the night's event, The Madmen

of Mandoras (1963), also known as.... They Saved Hitler's
Brain (1968). There are actually two versions of this movie.
One titled the former and one the latter. The reason why is
just too much to get into here. I watched the Madmen version.
They start this movie off with a bang by demonstrating the
power of a poisonous gas by killing an elephant. It really
sets the mood. You know what you're in for.

And again of course, lovebirds.

Sexy sexy. That dude Walter Stocker IS a looker.

I will give you that.

Man, I just can't really explain this whole movie other than to

say, while the entire world thinks that Hitler is dead, the super-

imposed image of the man onscreen explains what is really
happening with Mr. H. (that is what he calls Hitler, Mr. H.) to
our two lovebirds. Mr. H.'s surgeons will remove Mr. H's head

and keep it alive in an effort for Mr. H. to continue his reign
of terror. Why they need to remove his head from his
healthy (I guess) body I don't know or I missed something. But here
is Mr. H. before the big op raving and ranting at his doctors as

Mr. H. is prone to do.

Yeah, I know. I am not explaining this very well.

Anyway, here are our kidnapped (yes, more stuff
happened) lovebirds being led by gunpoint down an

underground passageway to the big reveal...

Holy cow! Here is the man (or... the head) of the
hour himself! Mr. H.! Oh the pageantry!

Here is Mr. H. screaming out orders to his underlings.

"Mach schnell! Mach schnell!" That's the only

thing the head says in the movie, and only once.

It is a riot. I guess that translates to, "Release the

gas! Kill them all! I will rule the WORLD!"
Yes, the gas that killed the elephant. That's the
plot of the movie, kind of.

And then some stuff happens and some more stuff
happens and Mr. H's evil plan starts to
fall apart and then...

...a happy ending thanks to the

lovebirds and a few more folks. And yes, the

lovebirds lived happily ever after. I liked this

movie. It did keep me interested and it had a pretty cool
very end. I would watch it again somewhere down the
line. I will rate this movie 5.5 out of 10 Lugers.

Well, it was a hair before 12 AM when the movie ended and
I was tired and full. I almost forgot! Speaking of full, I am
going to rate the DiGiorno pepperoni pizza 7 out of 10
Non c'è Males. I will rate the frozen Signature Select garlic
bread 2 out of 10 Little Green Things on Top Of The Bread
That Don't Do Anything Other Than Make The Bread Look

Better Than It Is.

My next Pizza and a Movie night should be in January

the Lord willing and the creek don't rise. I am looking

forward to that and I am planning the
movie selection already!