Thursday, November 25, 2021

~ Happy Thanksgiving 2021 ~


And it is a beautiful Thanksgiving
Day to be certain.

Friday, November 19, 2021

 It is once AGAIN Knife Day here at El Rancho De La Tex!
Today I am featuring a knife that I bought in the 1980s at...
yes, you guessed it again: a gun show. This is a Cold Steel
Urban Pal Mini push knife. It is made of I believe 440C.
The sheath is leather.


This knife is chisel ground. I was not into knife sharpening
back then for one reason or another and a friend offered to
touch up the blade for me. "Sure, go ahead", said I. I don't
know what happened as he really unnecessarily scratched it
up in a major way. Normally he was really great about such
things. Must have been an off day.


Anyway, this knife has been out of production in this variant
for years. They still sell the Urban Pal, but with a Kraton (I think)
handle, a serrated blade and some kind of a plastic sheath.

Knife Days are too short.

Sunday, November 14, 2021

In 1987 my friends and I went up to the wheelhouse
 of the S.S. Mark Twain on the Rivers of America
(Disneyland) to steer the riverboat.


Upon arriving back at home port we were each
awarded a Pilot's Certificate. So yes, I am qualified
to pilot a paddle steamer.

Now you know.

Friday, November 12, 2021

One day when I was seventeen years old I drove to School
and parked on one of the side streets. I got about halfway to
the school grounds and found this little shoe just a'sittin in the
middle of the street. I saved it and put it on the dash board of
my first car. It remained there for some years until the car was
sold. I love this little shoe. I never thought about going door
to door to find the owner. My bad?

Thursday, November 11, 2021


~ Veterans Day, 2021 ~

Friday, November 5, 2021

In about 1993 or 1994 I was at a gun show in Ventura California
looking at items on tables that were outside and in-between the two
buildings that hosted the show. I was pretty much alone out there.
On one of the tables I spotted this "Tombstone" movie script. Being a
HUGE fan of the 1993 movie I immediately picked it up and asked the
gentleman behind the table what he wanted for it.


       ~ Texas Jack Vermillion ~
At that point I realized that the man behind the table was none other than
Peter Sherayko who played Texas Jack Vermillion in the movie. He said, "If
you buy it, I will sign it." SOLD. I cannot even remember how much
I paid for it. I used to see him at a few shows, including the show in L.A.
at the Fairgrounds. I read that the shotgun Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) is carrying
in the movie, including the "And you tell 'em Hell's coming with me!" scene
was found and purchased by Mr. Sherayko AT the L.A. show. It was a Stevens
Three-Trigger 10-gauge Shotgun.

Mr. Sherayko runs Caravan West Productions
out of Agua Dulce, California.

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

I found a new spork that I really like. I had been carrying
the Snow Peak titanium spork for a long time, then switched
over for a couple of years to give a Light My Fire titanium
spork a try. But then about, I don't know... eighteen months or so
ago I found THIS titanium spork. This guy is curved just right and
fits into my purse or bag perfectly. The texture is nice when
eating and it is all around great.


The brand is humangear. They can be found on the Internet
if you are curious. I think they run about $14.00. This just
might be The One. I should know for shore in about 4 years.

Monday, November 1, 2021

"Hi. I love you mom."

Sunday, October 31, 2021


~ Happy Halloween 2021! ~

Saturday, October 30, 2021

These two guys at the Spirit Store are very happy.
Tomorrow is the big day!

I've had a lot of fun posting pictures all month long
from our Annual Halloween Crawl for 2021.

Now, you all have a great HALLOWEEN!

Friday, October 29, 2021

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Buzzsaw.


Kind of reminds me of your cousin.

Just two more nights until Halloween.

Thursday, October 28, 2021

Spooktober is almost over and these three... these...
these three WHATEVER they are are not having it.

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

I love this mask. This guy is in BAD shape
and it's about to get worse. Party City.

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Tokyo Ghoul? If you say so.


Some of these little costumes for your best friend are
so dang cute. When I was young I had a little dog and
I took an old t-shirt, cut it short so he could do his business
and splattered red food coloring all over it. He wore that
every Halloween. It looked awesome on him.

Monday, October 25, 2021

 The "I Purged" tee over at the Spirit Store.


I have been wanting this one a lot and I finally got it
for a good price along with a reward I earned. I bet
that you cannot guess where. That's right! I have
all the Conjuring movies and this
one I watch TONIGHT.

Sunday, October 24, 2021

Don't thank us so soon Halloween Express.
We haven't not played with the weapons yet.

Saturday, October 23, 2021


If you are going to buy a mustache... this.

Friday, October 22, 2021


Who or what would a pig scarecrow scare?

Thursday, October 21, 2021


"Candidate Mask".

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

The body parts on hooks over at Halloween Express look
better in the picture than they do in person. In low light
they would probably look great.

Ten nights until Halloween.

Tuesday, October 19, 2021


The Klowns... the Killer Klowns...
from Outer Space.

Look! There's Shorty getting ready
to knock a biker's block off!
Nobody rides Shorty's bike
but Shorty.

Spirit Store.

Monday, October 18, 2021

And then there are these things, on a stick, at
Halloween Express.... yeah.


That actually looks like it might go good with a plate
of scrambled eggs and some orange juice.

Sunday, October 17, 2021

Lil' Stevie is a seahorse at Party City.

Saturday, October 16, 2021

That's right. It is once again Witch Day at El Rancho
De La Tex. We cherish Witch Day around these parts.
There ain't of enough of 'em.


Look at this witch over at Halloween
Express. I wonder what she is up to?


She seems to be holding something over the pot.
It looks like some kind of...


...HOLY CRAP!
She's gonna cook MITTENS!!


Another Witch Day come and gone. This one was
kind of evil, wouldn't you agree? Witch Day good.
Cooking Mittens bad.

Friday, October 15, 2021

"May I take your coats?"
A butler at Halloween Express.

Thursday, October 14, 2021

Skeletons at the Spirit Store.


The Spirit Store tee, which is pretty cool.

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

The wall of signs at the Spirit Store. I wouldn't mind having
a few more of these. I like the Michael Myers newspaper sign.


I finally managed to clear some space on MY wall and hung up
mine. Friday the 13th from 2019 and my newest, Welcome
to Haddonfield.


I don't know what this guy's trip is.

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

I remember two years ago that the Spirit Store pretty
much stepped up their Jason Voorhees hockey mask
game. I told myself that if they had them this year I
would pick one up. I mean, they ain't ALL that, but
they are not terrible. Anyway... They did have them this
year, but the paint job on them looks like some kind of
WOOD. Not cool at all. I totally passed on a purchase.


If Jason Voorhees was a pancake.

Monday, October 11, 2021

You can blame the name of THIS mask on Party
City. He is called "Snot Your Problem".


Party City tells us that more Halloween is coming.
Always a good thing.

Sunday, October 10, 2021

Why does this lovely
young bride look so sad?


Oh.