Lizzy Tex Borden's

Every year I look forward to the knives and swords
at Halloween Express. And look! There is a disembodied

hand offering me a pitchfork to poke my son with!
How fun! But this is not my first Halloween Express
rodeo and I know what is coming...

...Every dang year. Say good-bye to the pitchfork, Tex.
See ya Mr. Pitchfork. *sigh*



That was no fun. But THIS is! Look what I found
at Walmart! Tons o' popcorn! UTZ'S Popcorn.
One Pound twelve ounces of popcorn! They NEVER
have this stuff. I'm getting some. Spooktober Movie
Nights at Borden Cinema just became even better.



Thank you Bill and Salie Utz!