Lizzy Tex Borden's

This is what I really wanted to buy at Spirit Halloween

for 2026. Not a perfect Jason Voorhees hockey mask,

but not as terrible as some. And they were selling them...

...separate from the machete at some stores, but not the

stores we went to. I didn't like the mask enough to buy

it along with the machete so... I passed.

They STILL sell this mask.
But as I have said (yes, again) in the past,
they streaked this thing to make it look like it
is made of wood. We at The Ranch don't
understand this.

And then there are the Jason pancake
hockey masks. I bought one on my
first Official Halloween Crawl back
in 2007. It's all they had.

I have shown this before. He still lives

in my closet just because.

Let us finish today's post with what I think
is a most excellent ghoul over at
Halloween Express.

This ghoul looks a tad mischievous.
Evil doins are afoot.