~ Happy Halloween 2014 ~

Tonight we are going to surround ourselves with chips and dips,

hamburgers and fries and watch two movies. The first one will

be The Conjuring and the second will be SE7EN. A good and

hopefully scary time will be had by all.

I love today.

Hey Wiiilllbuuuurrrrr!

Look!

Tomorrow is Halloween!

"It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your

TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway.

Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks.

The clock is ticking. It's almost time."

(Halloween III - 1982)

Oh, and I finally framed the Apocalypse Now program that

I showed you a few weeks ago. It now hangs with the Indiana

Jones poster that I got at the Regal Theater and the Apocalypse

Now poster that I bought from Amazon.

Only two days until Halloween (which is probably a good

thing as I don't think this guy could hold out too much longer).

I don't even know, man.

A lantern to add that just right eerie glow to

your "haunted " barn or dining room.

I like the lantern I bought a few years ago better. I bought it

the day after Halloween at the fifty percent off sale. I would

have never paid full price as that is more than a new Dietz

lantern would run. Buy a shiny new one and bang it up a bit.

Two days until Halloween. TWO days, Huzzah!

Meet "See Thru Sindy". Tragic.

 

I think these two guys are bats. Whatever they are,

they look really mischievous to me.

I betchya this guy is nine feet tall.

"Ground Breakers". I guess if you bury them a couple of inches

or so, they look like they are popping out of a grave or something.

Not very exciting.

I don't know about you, but this child

kind of messes with my head.

...and I'm thinkin' that this is something you can buy
year round in Hollywood. In fact, I'm sure of it.

Somebody... somewhere... will need this.

La la la. La la la.

~ Death Guy ~

! ! ! ! Fourfer Saturday ! ! ! !

Spirit Store Deady Bear mask. So you can be your own

life-size version of the undead bear.

EYEBAAAALLLL GUUUUMMMMMYYYYY!

 

~ Reason Number 82 Why Moms Are So Special ~

Homemade cookies just show up out of the blue.

And they are good. Really good.

In other news...

McDonald's McRib is back!!!!

I had one before. Not very delicious.

Old McDonald has a grimace.
 Ee-eye, ee-eye OW!

Grab an armful of spider webs. This is the stuff that

you see stuck to bushes and trees until well after

Thanksgiving, which is a good thing.

I like these guys at the Spirit Store.

They look cool in a group.

Only eight more days until Halloween.

Workout costumes?

! ! ! ! It's Witch Day ! ! ! !

 

 You read right Ladies and Gents, it's Witch Day again here

at El Rancho De La Tex. First up is what I am pretty sure is

a witch, from the Spirit Store. If I saw this face in the middle

of the night in my room in the dark, "witch" would be a good

enough description for Tex.

~ A Witch Casts a Spell ~

A while back I posted a photo of my incense burner and a bunch

of little packages of different scented incense. In each package

was a little picture.

 I finally finished that go-round of incense and I scanned all of the

little labels/pictures. I like them because they seem so delicate.

My favorites are the Musk Amber, the Lotus and the Pine. My

my favorite scents are Musk Amber, Lotus, Pine, and Jasmine.

I used to have Jasmine in my backyard and did it ever smell

wonderful on warm summer nights.

I watched Halloween II tonight. Mike never gets old. Although...

he cannot hold a machete (MATCH!-ET!-A!) to my favorite, Jason.

(I cannot tell a lie though. I used this photo last year too. I just didn't

see much of Mr. Myers this year.)

 

And this is just... awkward.

! ! ! ! ! ! Bonus Photo ! ! ! ! ! !

I think he is a football player.

I actually found out that I have Halloween off this

year. We are going to dig in, prepare wonderful snacks

and dips and try to scare ourselves with a couple of movies.

Zombie brain.

Body parts.

*Happy Dance*

Yes, I even love the Halloween Season bags.

He's probably all like, "Great. Now I lose a shoe."

~ Spirit Store Coat Rack ~

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Sure! Go on in! They're dead!

They ain't lied yet!

Would you like ketchup with those? Or is it catsup?

Never sure. I guess it depends on which side of the

tracks you are on. Anyway, this mask is at the

Spirit Halloween store.

I was out and about today, stopped for lunch and sat

by this tree which I found really interesting. I guess I
kind of love trees. A lot of trees anyway.

The "scary" baby collection at the Spirit Halloween

stores have never really grabbed my attention. But

these guys? Babies sewn together at the waist?
They are just plain twisted.

Let's lighten the mood a bit with a squarshed

Napoleon Dynamite mask. Napoleon brightens

any day if'n ya ask me.

Sweet little dolls at the Halloween Express store.

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 Here kitty kitty... Heeeerrrreeee kitty kitty.

All of my comments about this Halloween
costume would be wholly inappropriate.

Fifty percent off? That's pretty darn good considering

there is only twenty-five percent missing.

So if you don't have a family you are left twisting in the

wind? Somebody pass the air freshener because I smell

a lawsuit.