These are not Poindexter's (reference Felix the Cat) spectacles. These are the 3-D glasses we were given when we went to see Final Destination 4. Yes, I am a thief, I took them. But leaving behind the "my life of crime" discussion for the moment, are these glasses old school, or what? Or maybe these "DOLBY 3-D" glasses are just a bit more "clunky" than the "REAL 3-D" glasses I am used to are. And they do not fold up. That open position is permanent.
Had I noticed the "Anti-Theft Tag Installed" note printed inside the frame I would have been much too nervous to walk out with them. It's a good thing I didn't see it.
Right? RIGHT? Nevermind.
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