Lizzy Tex Borden's

For lunch at work I usually buy chips and a Diet Coke

 but today the chip machine was broken so I was compelled to

purchase something out of the sandwich/soup/whatevers machine.

This is something I had never done before. I bought a ham

and cheese sandwich.

The first thing I did was hunt down some mustard. The second thing

I did was eighty-six the American cheese. American cheese is just nasty

and these kind of snacks are nasty enough already. The third thing
I did was mourn two dollars and twenty-five cents. But hey, the sandwich

was not bad at all. The picture was taken after I was finished.

That was one Hell of a story, Lizzy.