Lizzy Tex Borden's

This swing caught my eye the minute I left the store, because

I'm slightly countrified like that. The only thing is, the store this

is outside of is Big Lots, AKA in the old days as Pic 'N' Save.

The same Pic 'N' Save stores that sold those Clacker toys that consisted of

two hard epoxy balls on a string that you "clack" together right before

they clack you in your temple and kill you, for life. So I'm just not

too sure about sitting my butt down on a rustic log swing from Big Lots.
It could be a Clacker in disguise just waiting to clack my coccyx.

But it's got that Country Bear Jamboree thing goin on and I really like that.