Lizzy Tex Borden's

I bought this owl Christmas ornament for my mom.

He is soft like mink and so cute that I had to bring

him home. I put him on the fireplace mantel and I am

going to wait for her to notice him. This could take

weeks. She never even noticed the rat I put up there
for the Halloween season. The rat sat there for two
months because even I forgot he was there.

I will dust Mr. Owl in the dark of night when everybody
sleeps so I will not call attention to his presence.