Lizzy Tex Borden's

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,  Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns brass, Mama's gonna give you a cut off hand, a cleaver,
another cut off hand, an elephant, a cut off foot and an Easter bunny
with a Ty witch in a plastic bag.

Actually, skip the bird and the diamonds. All I have is that last stuff.