Lizzy Tex Borden's

This was pretty gross. A couple of months ago we would get up in the

morning and our car's passenger door and window would be totally covered

in bird "droppings". And I mean major bird "droppings". After about a

week of this we figured a bird of some kind must have been attracted to the mirror

and was just fluttering about or landing someplace and excited by his own image

was doing his business over... and over... and over. So we started covering up the
mirror at night and it stopped in about three days, never to happen again.