Tuesday, October 16, 2012

So last night I was sitting at my computer reading the news and munching
on some graham crackers. All of a sudden I felt a little bug around my
eye. I swatted it and it went to my arm. I saw an ant. I looked down at my
my graham crackers, the ones I had been eating for a while, and they were
chock full of ants. Apparently I had also been eating lots of ants. I just kept chanting
to myself, "Protein, protein, protein."
Twenty-four hours later and I am still itching. No ants, I am just still itching.

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