Lizzy Tex Borden's

~ Reason #16 Why I Would Not Be Good Law Enforcement ~
Because if I were a cop, and you ran through the red light to make
your right hand turn there just on the other side of that bridge, like

you did today, forcing me to use my brakes even though my light for

my left hand turn was green, all because you are too special to wait,

you've got places to go and people to see unlike the rest of us chumps

who obey the law out of respect for the law and our fellow citizens,

I would light you up and ticket you a minimum of $500 right before

I pull you out of your window and thrash you to a pulp for putting

everybody around you including me in danger.

This another in a series of reasons
Why I Would Not Be Good Law Enforcement.